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Functioning …. technically
Exhaustion isn’t dramatic. It’s quiet, caffeinated, and deeply unimpressed. This is a low-battery dispatch from a day powered by sarcasm, unfinished coffee, and the stubborn belief that words still matter, even when energy does not. Continue reading
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We Ate Snow and Survived
Is snow safe to eat? Doctors say maybe. Midwest kids say we already did. A snarky winter essay about Illinois snowstorms, childhood snow scream, lemon, sugar, and surviving questionable decisions. Continue reading
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Writing things down is radical
2026 is being called the year of analog living, but for many, it’s not a trend at all. It’s a familiar cycle. As technology overwhelms, people return to what feels slower, human, and real. This isn’t nostalgia. It’s correction. Continue reading
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The Pig Farmers
A sardonic take on parenting, frustration, and the fantasy that raising pigs might have been simpler. Children talk back. Pigs don’t. Somewhere between exhaustion and love, this essay explores why parenting is the most thankless, maddening, and quietly rewarding job there is. Continue reading
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Five Eyes, Zero Clue
Bees have five eyes. Mothers are told we have eyes everywhere. Turns out neither is enough when kids, boredom, and bad ideas collide. A snarky, darkly funny look at motherhood, missed disasters, and the comforting lie that parents always know what’s going on. Continue reading
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Starch, Shame, and Milk Chocolate with Almonds
School fundraisers promise character building and community spirit. What they actually deliver is polyester uniforms, quiet panic, and a box of chocolate no child was emotionally prepared to sell. A darkly funny reflection on extracurriculars, avoidance, and the long memory of milk chocolate with almonds. Continue reading
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Highly charged
Winter static cling turns sewing into chaos, hair into a statement, and every kiss into a science experiment. A sarcastic, self-aware essay about fabric that commits, dogs that get shocked, and the quiet life lesson hiding in a season that leaves everything highly charged. Continue reading
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Congratulations, You Own This
Freedom of choice is empowering until the consequences show up uninvited. This essay explores personal responsibility, moral clarity, and the uncomfortable truth that just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Choice is free. Ownership is not. And adulthood means accepting both. Continue reading
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Hope, Guilt, and Poor Decisions
Every January, wellness resurfaces with bold promises and shaky science. From wartime carrot propaganda to modern supplement culture, history shows we’ve always been eager to believe bad ideas, especially when they come with hope, guilt, and a receipt. Continue reading
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Wellness, panda style
Wellness doesn’t start on January 1 or come with a price tag. In Wellness, Panda Style, I unpack why health should be a lifestyle, not a resolution, why “clean eating” costs too much, and why caring for your body matters more than chasing perfection. Continue reading
The Creative Quill 