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  • 08.09.2025

    Tomatoes Don’t Belong in November

    Tomatoes Don’t Belong in November

    Mediterranean grandmothers don’t need wellness gurus; they’ve been outsmarting diet trends for generations. From turning scraps into feasts to laughing through kitchen chaos, their secret recipe for longevity isn’t kale smoothies or pricey supplements. It’s simpler: waste less, eat with the seasons, share everything, and always leave room for a nap. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, observational humor, sarcasm served daily, seasonal traditions
  • 05.09.2025

    E = mc² + Dad = The Theory of Dad-ativity

    E = mc² + Dad = The Theory of Dad-ativity

    Albert Einstein wasn’t only the father of relativity, he was a father in the most human sense. In a 1915 letter to his son, he revealed that the true key to learning isn’t pressure or perfection, but joy: doing something you love so much that time seems to disappear. Continue reading

    family life, family life humor, fatherhood, humor, life stories, personal essay, relationships
  • 03.09.2025

    There Is No Family When a Tight End Is On The Line

    There Is No Family When a Tight End Is On The Line

    Breaking News from the Prioriello-Wilson Family Fantasy Football League: draft-day chaos has spilled into the season. Sources confirm Mom is still drafting by name recognition, nieces are leading the trash talk leaderboard, and Thanksgiving dinner is already “questionable.” Analysts predict record trades, regrettable lineups, and zero family loyalty. Continue reading

    family life, humor in parenting, modern life, sports commentary, sports mom
  • 29.08.2025

    Formula None! The Longest Pit Stop In History

    Formula None! The Longest Pit Stop In History

    Four weekends without Formula 1 felt like the world’s longest pit stop. Racing has always been more than a sport in my family; it’s a tradition, a connection, and a source of memories with my dad. From my first Supra to Ferrari Sundays, the engines are finally roaring again. Formula None no more. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, humorous takes on life, modern stupidity, Pop Culture, sarcasm served daily, sports commentary, Sports Humor
  • 28.08.2025

    No One Noticed. Now, A Community and Its Families Are Shattered

    No One Noticed. Now, A Community and Its Families Are Shattered

    Two children are gone, and a community is shattered. Programs and laws matter, but nothing replaces parents who are fully present. Notice the signs, ask the hard questions, and be unafraid to be nosy. If we don’t, the world’s darkness will claim more young lives. Continue reading

    arts & culture, Chicago life, community stories, human connection, personal essay, relationships
  • 27.08.2025

    Oatmeal Mondays and Missing Shoes

    Oatmeal Mondays and Missing Shoes

    Back-to-school mornings weren’t routines; they were combat drills. Shoes went missing like fugitives, socks sparked U.N.-level debates, oatmeal morphed into rainbow sludge, and extracurriculars felt like Dante’s eighth circle of hell. Looking back, it was exhausting, hilarious, and pure chaos. But it was our chaos, and somehow, we all managed to survive. Continue reading

    family life, funny parenting stories, humor, modern life, motherhood, observational humor, sarcasm served daily
  • 26.08.2025

    If Monday Had a Flavor, It Would Be Cough Syrup

    If Monday Had a Flavor, It Would Be Cough Syrup

    Mondays have been cursed since the Babylonians named it after the Moon – chaos included. From medieval turnip markets to Victorian “Monday face,” history, psychology, and folklore all agree: Mondays are the worst. Science calls it contrast theory. I call it proof that the universe enjoys watching us suffer. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, observational humor, rants about society, sarcasm, sarcasm served daily
  • 22.08.2025

    If There’s No Treasure Map, It’s Just a Trip to Costco

    If There’s No Treasure Map, It’s Just a Trip to Costco

    Goals are boring adult homework, while quests are where the real fun (and chaos) happens. Goals make you feel like a failure when things go sideways; quests expect the broken bridges, fire-breathing setbacks, and battles. Stop chasing goals and start living like a knight in shining armor. Continue reading

    absurdity, family life, funny parenting stories, humor, modern life, Social Commentary
  • 21.08.2025

    Eminem, Gossip Rags, and How C.S. Lewis Would Judge My Writing

    Eminem, Gossip Rags, and How C.S. Lewis Would Judge My Writing

    When C.S. Lewis warned against clutter and distractions, he could’ve meant Netflix binges, endless group texts, or sprinting to the door for an Amazon package that’s three days late. His cranky wisdom holds up: simplify, focus, and tune out the noise that makes life unnecessarily chaotic. Continue reading

    creative process, humor, literary musings, Pop Culture, satire
  • 20.08.2025

    Beach, Please – This Is Not the Reset I Ordered

    Beach, Please – This Is Not the Reset I Ordered

    Vacations promise rest, but reality often delivers chaos. I experimented with unplugging only to return buried under responsibilities, craving another break. Traveling with my husband and adult kids added love – and eye rolls – to the mix. True reset isn’t about beaches or schedules; it’s about permission to pause and breathe. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, self care, travel local
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