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  • Manners, Meet Earth Day

    Manners, Meet Earth Day

    Earth Day should not have to exist as a reminder for basic manners, and yet here we are. This sharp, funny essay takes aim at litter, laziness, and the absurdity of needing a calendar holiday to tell grown adults not to trash the only planet they have.


  • Shelf life lessons

    Shelf life lessons

    A forgotten jar of mayonnaise at the back of the…

  • Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, and yes, it’s…

  • Trash can theology

    Trash can theology

    When a group of high school students wrote to Kurt…

  • Row C

    Row C

    A night out at The Conjuring: Last Rites delivered demons…

  • Attention, please!

    Attention, please!

    From hospital wristbands to “big news coming soon” teasers, vaguebooking…

  • Survival of the dumbest

    Survival of the dumbest

    Darwin’s “survival of the fittest” doesn’t hold up in today’s…