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  • 23.09.2025

    How I Got Fired for Refusing to Work for Free

    How I Got Fired for Refusing to Work for Free

    They offered me a job title without a paycheck, a workload without limits, and “exposure” as my only reward. I declined and got fired with a click. This isn’t a story about losing a job, it’s about refusing to lose my self-respect. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, rants about society, sarcasm served daily, Social Commentary, workplace humor
  • 11.09.2025

    Add to Cart: My Gateway Drug

    Add to Cart: My Gateway Drug

    What starts as a quick Amazon search always spirals into absurdity: “frequently bought together” combos that make no sense, suggested items that test my willpower, and a cart full of things I’ll never actually buy. It’s less shopping and more a master class in temptation, chaos, and zero self-control. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, observational humor, sarcasm served daily, self care, shopping satire
  • 09.09.2025

    The Target Trap

    The Target Trap

    What starts as a simple Target run for shampoo and deodorant quickly unravels into a full-blown adventure: the misleading “Dollar” Spot, hypnotic endcaps, the siren call of office supplies, and an Ulta detour that ends with unexpected lip gloss. Proof that no one escapes Target unscathed, or under budget. Continue reading

    absurdity, family life, funny parenting stories, humor, modern life, Mom Life, motherhood, shopping satire
  • 08.09.2025

    Tomatoes Don’t Belong in November

    Tomatoes Don’t Belong in November

    Mediterranean grandmothers don’t need wellness gurus; they’ve been outsmarting diet trends for generations. From turning scraps into feasts to laughing through kitchen chaos, their secret recipe for longevity isn’t kale smoothies or pricey supplements. It’s simpler: waste less, eat with the seasons, share everything, and always leave room for a nap. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, observational humor, sarcasm served daily, seasonal traditions
  • 29.08.2025

    Formula None! The Longest Pit Stop In History

    Formula None! The Longest Pit Stop In History

    Four weekends without Formula 1 felt like the world’s longest pit stop. Racing has always been more than a sport in my family; it’s a tradition, a connection, and a source of memories with my dad. From my first Supra to Ferrari Sundays, the engines are finally roaring again. Formula None no more. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, humorous takes on life, modern stupidity, Pop Culture, sarcasm served daily, sports commentary, Sports Humor
  • 26.08.2025

    If Monday Had a Flavor, It Would Be Cough Syrup

    If Monday Had a Flavor, It Would Be Cough Syrup

    Mondays have been cursed since the Babylonians named it after the Moon – chaos included. From medieval turnip markets to Victorian “Monday face,” history, psychology, and folklore all agree: Mondays are the worst. Science calls it contrast theory. I call it proof that the universe enjoys watching us suffer. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, observational humor, rants about society, sarcasm, sarcasm served daily
  • 22.08.2025

    If There’s No Treasure Map, It’s Just a Trip to Costco

    If There’s No Treasure Map, It’s Just a Trip to Costco

    Goals are boring adult homework, while quests are where the real fun (and chaos) happens. Goals make you feel like a failure when things go sideways; quests expect the broken bridges, fire-breathing setbacks, and battles. Stop chasing goals and start living like a knight in shining armor. Continue reading

    absurdity, family life, funny parenting stories, humor, modern life, Social Commentary
  • 20.08.2025

    Beach, Please – This Is Not the Reset I Ordered

    Beach, Please – This Is Not the Reset I Ordered

    Vacations promise rest, but reality often delivers chaos. I experimented with unplugging only to return buried under responsibilities, craving another break. Traveling with my husband and adult kids added love – and eye rolls – to the mix. True reset isn’t about beaches or schedules; it’s about permission to pause and breathe. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, self care, travel local
  • 25.07.2025

    Too Hot to Hustle

    Too Hot to Hustle

    The fleeting magic of summer weekends. The kind that begs for a quiet escape under a shady tree with a good book and a riverside breeze. This is an ode to doing nothing well, reminding us all to slow down and savor life’s simple pleasures. Continue reading

    absurdity, humor, modern life, sarcasm, sarcasm served daily, self care
  • 24.07.2025

    Hell Hath No Fury Like a Demon With a Desk Job

    Hell Hath No Fury Like a Demon With a Desk Job

    This blog post draws modern parallels to C.S. Lewis’s book The Screwtape Letters. I explore how subtle temptations, such as distraction, division, and putting on a moral show, are just as present today as they were in 1942. It examines how spiritual numbness thrives in the noise of 2025, and how awareness might be our… Continue reading

    absurdity, humor writing, humorous storytelling, modern life, rants about society, satire
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