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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, and yes, it’s one of the longest words in the dictionary. From Merriam-Webster’s word-nerd rabbit holes to the irony of therapy sessions gone wrong, here’s a witty look at why language can both intimidate and connect us. Continue reading
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Survival of the dumbest
Darwin’s “survival of the fittest” doesn’t hold up in today’s world. These days, it’s the loud, shameless, and downright ridiculous who thrive, while the rest of us pretend not to notice. From grocery store gladiators to Congress playing chicken with paychecks, stupidity isn’t just surviving. It’s immortal. Continue reading
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Smart Home, Dumb Owners
What started as a simple smart-bulb swap turned into a comedy of errors. Between Alexa refusing to cooperate, Google mocking us with song lyrics, and neighbors mistaking our flashlight strobe for a rave, we’ve learned one truth: sometimes a candle really is the smarter choice. Continue reading
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A Hill Worth Dying On – If You’re Made of Crap
Today proved that natural selection is on sabbatical, and humanity is out here strutting like stupidity is a superpower. Sarcasm abandoned me, common sense flatlined, and stupidity sashayed in sequins, waving like a pageant queen. By mid-morning, I was done. Tonight, I eat like a raccoon in a dumpster and call it coping. Tomorrow, the… Continue reading
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Formula None! The Longest Pit Stop In History
Four weekends without Formula 1 felt like the world’s longest pit stop. Racing has always been more than a sport in my family; it’s a tradition, a connection, and a source of memories with my dad. From my first Supra to Ferrari Sundays, the engines are finally roaring again. Formula None no more. Continue reading
The Creative Quill 