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Freaking Unreliable Dirt-Loving Squirrel
Punxsutawney Phil says six more weeks of winter, but his track record says otherwise. A snarky rant about unreliable rodents, boots I love, sweaters I avoid, and why cold without snow feels like a personal insult. Continue reading
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We Ate Snow and Survived
Is snow safe to eat? Doctors say maybe. Midwest kids say we already did. A snarky winter essay about Illinois snowstorms, childhood snow scream, lemon, sugar, and surviving questionable decisions. Continue reading
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Highly charged
Winter static cling turns sewing into chaos, hair into a statement, and every kiss into a science experiment. A sarcastic, self-aware essay about fabric that commits, dogs that get shocked, and the quiet life lesson hiding in a season that leaves everything highly charged. Continue reading
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