Tag: dumpling toy craze
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Thick-Sliced Cheese and Other Signs of Societal Collapse
Adults are lining up before dawn for plush dumpling toys, fighting over deli cheese, and losing their minds in grocery aisles. Somewhere between Lorenzo’s oil-stained lunch bag of singles, Grandpa Mike stalking stop signs, and a mailman surviving suburban surveillance, public decorum seems to have left the building.
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